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⚠ Accessible facilities are located after security; plan accordingly.
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Big Easy Boulevard Toilets
📍 Big Easy Boulevard
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Hyperia Toilets
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📍 The Dock Yard
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Upper Dome Accessible Toilets & Changing Places
📍 Port & Basecamp
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Reviews
Thorpe Park is full of trash, literally and figuratively. The bins are overflowing, leaving litter all over; the theming is lazy; the guests are grim; and the rides feel cheap. They built the biggest, fastest coaster in the UK and then slapped a pretzel brand's name on it. The park is a time capsule to 90s British edginess, and it has aged poorly. The water rides feel like they were stolen from a state fair. Ghost Train is the worst attraction I have ever been on, and I mean that with all of my heart. It has three rides that are the same thing: Vortex, Rush and Samurai, also stolen from a state fair. To be fair to this oversized carnival, there are some cool coasters here, but do not come here on a busy day. Go when it's quiet, get in, do the coasters and get the hell out. I cannot wait for Universal UK to eat away at this park's attendance. Maybe then they will actually make the park better.









