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Theme park · Opened 1979

Thorpe Park

An Island Like No Other

📍

Chertsey, Surrey, United Kingdom

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24

rides

🍽️

26

places to eat

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84

foods & snacks

Visitor rating★ 2.01 rating ↓
🎢 Rides 24🍽️ Restaurants 26🍦 Food 84🚻 Bathrooms 8

🎢 Rides

Hyperia

Fearless Valley

🎢Roller coaster·Extreme

Closed

★ 4.0

1 rating

☆

No expert ratings

52″

To ride

Nemesis Inferno

Calypso Quay

🎢Roller coaster·High

Closed

★ 4.0

1 rating

☆

No expert ratings

56″

To ride

Stealth

Amity

🎢Roller coaster·Extreme

Closed

★ 4.0

1 rating

☆

No expert ratings

56″

To ride

THE SWARM

Swarm Island

🎢Roller coaster·Extreme

Closed

★ 4.0

1 rating

☆

No expert ratings

56″

To ride

SAW - The Ride

Old Town / SAW Island

🎢Roller coaster·Extreme

Closed

★ 3.0

1 rating

☆

No expert ratings

56″

To ride

Colossus

Lost City

🎢Roller coaster·Extreme

Closed

★ 2.0

1 rating

☆

No expert ratings

56″

To ride

Storm Surge

Amity

💧Water ride·Moderate

Closed

★ 2.0

1 rating

☆

No expert ratings

44″

To ride

Tidal Wave

Amity

💧Water ride·High

Closed

★ 2.0

1 rating

☆

No expert ratings

48″

To ride

🍽️ Restaurants

Amity Kebabs

Amity

Kebabs, gyros·££·Quick service

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Ben & Jerry’s Scoop Shop

Amity

Ice cream·££·Cart

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No expert ratings

🍽️

Boulevard Bites

Big Easy Boulevard

Hot dogs, loaded fries·££·Quick service

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No expert ratings

🍽️

Bubble Tea Bar

The Jungle

Bubble tea, drinks·££·Cart

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No expert ratings

🍽️

Burger King (Big Easy Boulevard)

Big Easy Boulevard

Burgers, fast food·££·Quick service

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No expert ratings

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Burger King (Fearless Valley)

Fearless Valley

Burgers, fast food·££·Quick service

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Cadbury Chocolate Lodge

The Jungle

Chocolate, hot drinks·££·Cart

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Calypso Bar

The Jungle

Bar, soft drinks·££·Cart

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🍦 Food & Snacks

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Arch Nemesis Burger

Port & Basecamp

At Vibes Bar & Kitchen

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No expert ratings

🍦

Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Scoop

Amity

At Ben & Jerry’s Scoop Shop

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No expert ratings

🍦

Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Tub

Amity

At Ben & Jerry’s Scoop Shop

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No expert ratings

🍦

Bottled Soft Drink

Amity

At Dockside Snacks

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No expert ratings

🍦

Burrito

The Jungle

At Tacotaria

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Cadbury Hot Chocolate

The Jungle

At Cadbury Chocolate Lodge

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Caffè Latte

Port & Basecamp

At Costa Coffee Shack

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Cajun Fries

Big Easy Boulevard

At Boulevard Bites

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🚻 Bathrooms

  • Admissions Toilets

    📍 Admissions / Entrance

    ⚠ Accessible facilities are located after security; plan accordingly.

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  • Big Easy Boulevard Toilets

    📍 Big Easy Boulevard

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  • Hyperia Toilets

    📍 Fearless Valley

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  • Lower Dome Toilets

    📍 Port & Basecamp

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  • Megastore Toilets

    📍 Amity

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  • SWARM Island Toilets

    📍 Swarm Island

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  • The Walking Dead Area Accessible Toilets

    📍 The Dock Yard

    ⚠ Accessible toilet requires a RADAR key.

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  • Upper Dome Accessible Toilets & Changing Places

    📍 Port & Basecamp

    ⚠ RADAR key required for accessible facilities; enquire at Guest Services about borrowing one.

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Reviews

  • DrDino ★★★★★

    Nov 10, 2026

    Thorpe Park is full of trash, literally and figuratively. The bins are overflowing, leaving litter all over; the theming is lazy; the guests are grim; and the rides feel cheap. They built the biggest, fastest coaster in the UK and then slapped a pretzel brand's name on it. The park is a time capsule to 90s British edginess, and it has aged poorly. The water rides feel like they were stolen from a state fair. Ghost Train is the worst attraction I have ever been on, and I mean that with all of my heart. It has three rides that are the same thing: Vortex, Rush and Samurai, also stolen from a state fair. To be fair to this oversized carnival, there are some cool coasters here, but do not come here on a busy day. Go when it's quiet, get in, do the coasters and get the hell out. I cannot wait for Universal UK to eat away at this park's attendance. Maybe then they will actually make the park better.

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