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DrDino rated THE SWARM · Thorpe Park

“The area for SWARM has the most effort put into in terms of theming it so it really stands out walking into it, and smacks you even harder when you leave and walk back into the sterilized fair ground that is the rest of the park.”

DrDino rated Stealth · Thorpe Park

“Awesome ride, can't beat going 80mph, shame its stuck in Thorpe Park. They should just put it in a field next to Stonehenge or something.”

DrDino rated SAW - The Ride · Thorpe Park

“It's fun but short and it has an awful throughput so the queue is long and the line moves slow.”

DrDino rated Samurai · Thorpe Park

DrDino rated Rush · Thorpe Park

DrDino rated Quantum · Thorpe Park

DrDino rated Hyperia · Thorpe Park

“The artist originally known as Hyperia, but then known as Flipzeria™, but now known as Hyperia. Can't believe they named a ride after a Pretzel.”

DrDino rated Nemesis Inferno · Thorpe Park

“Will: "This is perfect. Simon passes his test, drives us to Thorpe Park, Neil gets us freebies, and I get to ride..." Jay: "A man in the bushes?" Will: "...The Nemesis Inferno!"”

DrDino rated Thorpe Park

“Thorpe Park is full of trash, literally and figuratively. The bins are overflowing, leaving litter all over; the theming is lazy; the guests are grim; and the rides feel cheap. They built the biggest, fastest coaster in the UK and then slapped a pretzel brand's name on it. The park is a time capsule to 90s British edginess, and it has aged poorly. The water rides feel like they were stolen from a state fair. Ghost Train is the worst attraction I have ever been on, and I mean that with all of my heart. It has three rides that are the same thing: Vortex, Rush and Samurai, also stolen from a state fair. To be fair to this oversized carnival, there are some cool coasters here, but do not come here on a busy day. Go when it's quiet, get in, do the coasters and get the hell out. I cannot wait for Universal UK to eat away at this park's attendance. Maybe then they will actually make the park better.”

DrDino rated Ghost Train · Thorpe Park

“This is the worst attraction I have ever been to; it's boring, it's cringe, it has a long queue, and it's not scary. I would rather ride the Fast and the Furious party bus in Universal Studios Florida 100 times than go on this again. The entire concept of this ride is some teenagers that can't act stomp-up-and-down on a tube train and yell at you. You experience that in London for the price of a tube ticket. The day they shut down this ride and bulldozed the building is the day I will have regained hope in British theme park management.”

DrDino rated Colossus · Thorpe Park

“Waited an hour, then it broke down.”

beatlesguy rated Panorama Tram · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“This is a nice scenic monorail with amazing narration from the park's mascot, Movy. It goes backstage and offers views you cannot get from elsewhere in the park.”

beatlesguy rated Magma 2.1 · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“This is easily the best ride in the park. Amazing ride, amazing theming (better than Disney!), which comes together for an amazing experience.”

beatlesguy rated Eldorado Express · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“This is a weird take on a tracked car ride. It's a pretty short course with some theming, but you ride it just to say you rode it.”

beatlesguy rated Gran Canyon Steamer · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“This is quite an interesting log flume. It has a dual loading station, includes some dark ride sections with screens, and two steep drops. When the ride ends, make sure to exit quickly, because the wave from the previous boat's splash will push your boat as you are exiting.”

beatlesguy rated Diabolik Invertigo · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“For an old Vekoma, this is extremely smooth. The only touch of headbanging is on the transitions into the cobra rolls. Must-ride if you visit.”

beatlesguy rated Fantasmik – Adventure in the Mystery House · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“It's a nice, spooky funhouse for children with a small slide in the middle.”

beatlesguy rated Gardaland

“This park is great! While it may not have an elite coaster, the whole park is extremely themed and has a balanced lineup of coasters and flats.”

beatlesguy rated SeaWorld Orlando

“While it may not be as themed as the other Orlando parks, it still serves an important niche as the park with the most thrilling coasters in the Orlando area.”

DrDino rated Pizza Moon · Universal Epic Universe

“Very busy as its one of the few locations where you can get food that the whole group will eat. But for theme park pizza its the best I've ever had. Sit outside to get away from the noise and busy interior.”

DrDino rated Le Gobelet Noir · Universal Epic Universe

“Very high quality food and not too busy, my dad loved the Shaved Beef Sandwich.”

DrDino rated How to Treat Your Dragon · Universal Epic Universe

“A cute bakery filled with themed cookies, rice crispy treats and dragon eggs.”

DrDino rated Café L’air De La Sirène · Universal Epic Universe

“Great spot to people watch if you can get a outside seat. Get the Crepe, but don't eat the Crepe if you want to go on Stardust Racers in the next hour.”

DrDino rated Yoshi’s Snack Island · Universal Epic Universe

“Despite the bright red colour the red shell calzone is actually pretty good.”

DrDino rated Stardust Racers Restrooms · Universal Epic Universe

DrDino rated Dark Universe Village Restrooms · Universal Epic Universe

“Black Mirror”

DrDino rated Toy Soldiers Parachute Drop · Disney Adventure World

DrDino rated The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror · Disney Adventure World

“Not as elaborate as the one in Orlando but still classic fun.”

DrDino rated Slinky Dog Zigzag Spin · Disney Adventure World

DrDino rated RC Racer · Disney Adventure World