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DrDino rated Nemesis Inferno · Thorpe Park

“Will: "This is perfect. Simon passes his test, drives us to Thorpe Park, Neil gets us freebies, and I get to ride..." Jay: "A man in the bushes?" Will: "...The Nemesis Inferno!"”

DrDino rated Thorpe Park

“Thorpe Park is full of trash, literally and figuratively. The bins are overflowing, leaving litter all over; the theming is lazy; the guests are grim; and the rides feel cheap. They built the biggest, fastest coaster in the UK and then slapped a pretzel brand's name on it. The park is a time capsule to 90s British edginess, and it has aged poorly. The water rides feel like they were stolen from a state fair. Ghost Train is the worst attraction I have ever been on, and I mean that with all of my heart. It has three rides that are the same thing: Vortex, Rush and Samurai, also stolen from a state fair. To be fair to this oversized carnival, there are some cool coasters here, but do not come here on a busy day. Go when it's quiet, get in, do the coasters and get the hell out. I cannot wait for Universal UK to eat away at this park's attendance. Maybe then they will actually make the park better.”

DrDino rated Ghost Train · Thorpe Park

“This is the worst attraction I have ever been to; it's boring, it's cringe, it has a long queue, and it's not scary. I would rather ride the Fast and the Furious party bus in Universal Studios Florida 100 times than go on this again. The entire concept of this ride is some teenagers that can't act stomp-up-and-down on a tube train and yell at you. You experience that in London for the price of a tube ticket. The day they shut down this ride and bulldozed the building is the day I will have regained hope in British theme park management.”

DrDino rated Colossus · Thorpe Park

“Waited an hour, then it broke down.”

beatlesguy rated Panorama Tram · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“This is a nice scenic monorail with amazing narration from the park's mascot, Movy. It goes backstage and offers views you cannot get from elsewhere in the park.”

beatlesguy rated Magma 2.1 · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“This is easily the best ride in the park. Amazing ride, amazing theming (better than Disney!), which comes together for an amazing experience.”

beatlesguy rated Eldorado Express · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“This is a weird take on a tracked car ride. It's a pretty short course with some theming, but you ride it just to say you rode it.”

beatlesguy rated Gran Canyon Steamer · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“This is quite an interesting log flume. It has a dual loading station, includes some dark ride sections with screens, and two steep drops. When the ride ends, make sure to exit quickly, because the wave from the previous boat's splash will push your boat as you are exiting.”

beatlesguy rated Diabolik Invertigo · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“For an old Vekoma, this is extremely smooth. The only touch of headbanging is on the transitions into the cobra rolls. Must-ride if you visit.”

beatlesguy rated Fantasmik – Adventure in the Mystery House · Movieland – The Hollywood Park

“It's a nice, spooky funhouse for children with a small slide in the middle.”

beatlesguy rated Gardaland

“This park is great! While it may not have an elite coaster, the whole park is extremely themed and has a balanced lineup of coasters and flats.”

beatlesguy rated SeaWorld Orlando

“While it may not be as themed as the other Orlando parks, it still serves an important niche as the park with the most thrilling coasters in the Orlando area.”

DrDino rated Pizza Moon · Universal Epic Universe

“Very busy as its one of the few locations where you can get food that the whole group will eat. But for theme park pizza its the best I've ever had. Sit outside to get away from the noise and busy interior.”

DrDino rated Le Gobelet Noir · Universal Epic Universe

“Very high quality food and not too busy, my dad loved the Shaved Beef Sandwich.”

DrDino rated How to Treat Your Dragon · Universal Epic Universe

“A cute bakery filled with themed cookies, rice crispy treats and dragon eggs.”

DrDino rated Café L’air De La Sirène · Universal Epic Universe

“Great spot to people watch if you can get a outside seat. Get the Crepe, but don't eat the Crepe if you want to go on Stardust Racers in the next hour.”

DrDino rated Yoshi’s Snack Island · Universal Epic Universe

“Despite the bright red colour the red shell calzone is actually pretty good.”

DrDino rated Dark Universe Village Restrooms · Universal Epic Universe

“Black Mirror”

DrDino rated The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror · Disney Adventure World

“Not as elaborate as the one in Orlando but still classic fun.”

DrDino rated Crush’s Coaster · Disney Adventure World

“Love this ride, excited for the renovation.”

BrettAlex rated Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin · Magic Kingdom

“This is a classic, you cant go wrong with this blaster type. The theme is amazing, love the scenes, and the line usually goes pretty fast even if it says its a long time.”

BrettAlex rated Falcon's Fury · Busch Gardens Tampa Bay

“Talk about scary. I don't usually get scared of rides but wow did this take my breath away. I just wish it was taller lol i want that feeling for longer.”

BrettAlex rated GateKeeper · Cedar Point

“Just like my review on Wild Eagle, I just love this winged B&Ms and i have to give this one a little more love because of the views, the near misses, and it being slightly longer. A great way to start your morning at cedar point.”

BrettAlex rated Wild Eagle · Dollywood

“something about these winged B&Ms just hit. I love the airtime and smoothness of these rides. the one dowwnfall is its a little short, but i would never skip it.”

BrettAlex rated Fury 325 · Carowinds

“I mean there isnt much to say about this coaster besides wow. When i first went on i was actually speechless. Talk about hitting everything. Speed, Height, Airtime, Thrill. This in my eyes is the perfect coaster. Doesnt do anything too fancy when it comes to elements but what it does do, it does it perfectly.”

BrettAlex rated Lightning Rod · Dollywood

“Thankfully I was able to experience this while the launch climb was still there. And wow what a ride. Not stop action right from the start. So smooth and it goes into element after element. Highly recommend!”

BrettAlex rated Monsters Unchained: The Frankenstein Experiment · Universal Epic Universe

“I might be in the minority but even though I think is a masterpiece and deserves a 10, I still think forbidden journey is better. I just dont like how open it is and that we can see other vehicles. I like the idea of it being a story just for you.”

BrettAlex rated Mario Kart: Bowser’s Challenge · Universal Epic Universe

“It was a fun ride, but halfway through i couldnt even collect more points and just took my glasses off to look at the scenes, and wow they are detailed! Put the glasses back on for rainbow road though!!”

BrettAlex rated Harry Potter and the Battle at the Ministry · Universal Epic Universe

“Now this should be an example for all other major theme parks. This is how you mix screens and practical. I dont think ive ever seen something on this scale and pull it off. I know the elevator we see is on a KUKA arm but it so incredbly hard to tell. You actually cant understand what youre seeing in the moment. Its like magic ;)”

BrettAlex rated Stardust Racers · Universal Epic Universe

“What a Intense experience. That first launch packs a punch! Universal just keep stepping up their game with these thrill coasters. I cant wait to see whats next (fast and furious)”